Dear NASCAR

Dear NASCAR,
So I'm driving to school this morning, and I hear a promo for M&M's.  And at the end, they say something about M&M's... the official candy of NASCAR.  WTH!?!?!  How can M&M's be the official candy of NASCAR AND sponsor the freakin' Candy Car?????  Everyone who sponsors a car can't be the "Official (your sponsor) of NASCAR.  I mean, who's going to be the "Official 'Home' Store of NASCAR?"  Lowes or Home Depot?  I'm about tired of things being the "Official ______ of _______."  I remember hearing a commercial once for "The Official Bricks of the Dallas Cowboys."  Pull-eeze!!!!!  <insert eye roll here>  On the other hand, I'd much rather M&M's be the official candy of NASCAR than the sponsor of that 18 car.  I mean, at least NASCAR has a pretty good reputation.  (And if M&M's sponsored NASCAR instead of the 18 car, then I could eat M&M's year-round, and not just in December and January.  I'm just sayin'...


Sincerely,
A Tired Teacher in Texas (The Official Sponsor of Letters...)